why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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