I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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