very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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