Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He did a backflip because drugs
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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