he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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