Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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