Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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