whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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