is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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