My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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