he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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