Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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