Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just pee around me
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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