last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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