Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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