what if I'm pregnant?
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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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