sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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