I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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