How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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