so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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