Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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