Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
