I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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