We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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