According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
How's work?
Spinning.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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