Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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