i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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