there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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