Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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