Someone shit on the floor
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
high people should be assigned attendants
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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