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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm at about main and main street
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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