i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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