Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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