just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Randomize