I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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