I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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