you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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