you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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