In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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