Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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