He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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