butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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