You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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