Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
