I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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