I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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