I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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