I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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