even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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