but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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