Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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