please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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