East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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