I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I would fuck him just for his dog
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