This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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