FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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