So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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