He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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