God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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