His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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