Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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